kat1392 (kat1392) wrote,
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kat1392

A Funny

>Hillbillies
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>Never choke in a restaurant in the South.....
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>Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
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>Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no.
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>"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
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>The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
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>The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
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>His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
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